Cinderella marries the Prince, part 1/2
Part 2/2
This was a short story originally written by @batneko ! You can read the original post here: https://batneko.tumblr.com/post/171036276147/cinderella-marries-the-prince-and-its-fine-the
Thank you for reading ☺️
It’s so beautiful!!! 🙌
Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue lives
It’s hard to conceptualize sometimes how much early Simpsons was counterculture and genuinely radical, before it became the hegemonic culture it had previously criticized
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Off to a good start
Hello i have a new favorite movie
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising
[gun fire]
[raptor screeches]
She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"
Solidarity
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
Me: 😒
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He's literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different
Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur
valve just straight up copying nintendo’s homework now
i feel like the history of nintendo is coming up with a unique and cool way to play video games until somebody copies them and does it better and then nintendo just has to rely on their exclusives until they come up with another thing. they deserve to get one-upped by valve because of how insane they are with copyright enforcement though
lads, a glorious new age of emulation is upon us
the news is bad sometimes
Okay but what’s the phone
thats what cain used to kill abel
Okay but for real think of the possibilities.
it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business
The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt
is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum
I know that this is an overused refrain but seriously, genuinely, sincerely:
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR URL
only1600kids
oknope
i learned that in 1948, Milwaukee burger chain George Webb’s said they would give free hamburgers if the local baseball team won 12 games in a row. Since then it’s only happened twice: in 1987, and 2018. They honored the promise and gave out hundreds of thousands of free burgers (x)
